Titus must have whispered something like, “Trust me, the odds are like your ex — unpredictable, but let’s make money off them.” And thus, Newscurbs thought, “Why not partner with this gambling sage?

Ah, Newscurbs, ever the astute business mogul, was swept off their feet not by the allure of Lady Luck, but by the sage advice of their outstanding business associate, Titus, in the treacherous waters of gambling. Titus must have whispered something like, “Trust me, the odds are like your ex — unpredictable, but let’s make money off them.” And thus, Newscurbs thought, “Why not partner with this gambling sage? After all, if business is a gamble, might as well roll the dice with someone who knows their way around the table!”

So, they shook hands (carefully, with no cards up the sleeve), and embarked on a journey where business acumen meets the thrill of a royal flush. Who knows, maybe Titus had a secret formula involving lucky socks or a pet rabbit’s foot (ethically sourced, of course). Whatever it was, Newscurbs, ever the savvy entrepreneur, knew a good bet when they saw one — even if it came with a side of witty quips and a penchant for risky ventures. Here’s to hoping their partnership continues to beat the odds and rake in the chips, all while keeping the accountant happy and the IRS at bay!